Sharks, Not Swans

mulaney:

I was on CONAN tonight. It was a lot of fun. Conan O’Brien has been the funniest person in the world to me since I was 11 years old. Seeing him in person is COOL. 

Here is the sign on my dressing room. As you all know, John Mulaney is my stage name. My real name is Jermajesty Princess Show Biz.